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[Big Davie]

Well now the weather here has yet again put paid to our trip to Largs. Guess the ice-creams will just have to wait, does anyone on here know what the pies are like through there?

[NALA]

Big Davie, on 23 February 2010 - 08:01 AM, said:

Well now the weather here has yet again put paid to our trip to Largs. Guess the ice-creams will just have to wait, does anyone on here know what the pies are like through there?

Yo Big Davie, The haggis pies are well tasty. Is it true they use haggis skins to make bagpipes and the haggis gallbladder is fed to the groom on his wedding day to ensure it all rises to the occasion ?

[Busty Springfield]

NALA, on 23 February 2010 - 09:50 AM, said:

Yo Big Davie, The haggis pies are well tasty. Is it true they use haggis skins to make bagpipes and the haggis gallbladder is fed to the groom on his wedding day to ensure it all rises to the occasion ?

Hello Big Boy,
I'm not sure how they make haggis these days - just as long as there's plenty of beef in it!

Come up and see me some time.

love Busty

[Big Davie]

Busty Springfield, on 23 February 2010 - 10:12 AM, said:

Hello Big Boy,
I'm not sure how they make haggis these days - just as long as there's plenty of beef in it!

Come up and see me some time.

love Busty

Ehm both Scotch pies and haggis are without beef, however they are both made frpm our
favourite animal the sheep!!
And as we are all well renowned mutton molesters, quality is always an issue.

BD

p.s where do I have to come up to to see you?

[NALA]

Big Davie, on 23 February 2010 - 11:07 AM, said:

Ehm both Scotch pies and haggis are without beef, however they are both made frpm our
favourite animal the sheep!!
And as we are all well renowned mutton molesters, quality is always an issue.

BD

p.s where do I have to come up to to see you?

Busty,

Will you be able to accommodate us both at the same time ?

[Busty Springfield]

NALA, on 23 February 2010 - 11:18 AM, said:

Busty,

Will you be able to accommodate us both at the same time ?

whoo Big D and Nala
I'll accommodate all you can muster - at the same time if that's what you want
BD you ken fine far I am!
Xx

[Big Davie]

Busty Springfield, on 23 February 2010 - 11:39 AM, said:

whoo Big D and Nala
I'll accommodate all you can muster - at the same time if that's what you want
BD you ken fine far I am!
Xx

Weel now Quine, yer gettin weel aheid o' yirsell. Ah only ken yin Busty but her ither
name is Cheviot, and whit a braw quine she is too. She bides in Turra' ye ken? and naw
affor ye esk she telt me she his naetin' ta do wi the coo. But whit a mighty good coup
she is , aye min she's ayways up fir her jumpies.
So if its you? ah div ken far ye bide and it might be fortuuuuoouitous if Nala and I popped
in by fir a dip or two.
Onyhoo I seem tae remember you hid sheered af yer minge so nae mair hairy pies doon your way eh?

Muckle big hugs and kisses.

Davie

p.s I hiv twa whitey fitrits fir sale at a very reasonable price.
Fully trouser trained and braw hunters. Twa guineas the pair. may
split or swap for a startin handle fir a 1958 Fergie.

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[NALA]

Himmin BD, fit ye dein wi a 58 Fergie - is at the auld Princess, used tae be marriet to Undy ?

[Big Davie]

NALA, on 23 February 2010 - 12:45 PM, said:

Himmin BD, fit ye dein wi a 58 Fergie - is at the auld Princess, used tae be marriet to Undy ?

Naw its ma nostalgic ride, ah ken the International is more streamlined but grey always attracts a flock.
Rid disnae, whither it be fa Udny or Muchles although I yince caught a glymps o a cheel up by Bogndreep.
Who hid pinted his Nash grey, fit a loon streamined and attractive to all ewe mutton quines. Aye whit a gudgie.
Div ye hae a hunnle then?
P.s heres a pic o Eck ma best fitrit that ah telt ye aboot.

Davie

Are you guys comin ta the game on Saturday?

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[NALA]

Big Davie, on 23 February 2010 - 01:08 PM, said:

Naw its ma nostalgic ride, ah ken the International is more streamlined but grey always attracts a flock.
Rid disnae, whither it be fa Udny or Muchles although I yince caught a glymps o a cheel up by Bogndreep.
Who hid pinted his Nash grey, fit a loon streamined and attractive to all ewe mutton quines. Aye whit a gudgie.
Div ye hae a hunnle then?
P.s heres a pic o Eck ma best fitrit that ah telt ye aboot.

Davie

Are you guys comin ta the game on Saturday?

oh man fit a rict bonny fitrit like. noo then fit aboot is hunnel, i reckon dod o'er geerie wy has ein. i'll tak ma boogie o'er yon braes un hay a gander.
fits the chunces o the park bein saft on Saturday ?

[Busty Springfield]

BD,

how did ya ken aboot ma' firless minge? ken?
I'm sure we ken each ither - but nae that weel min!

apologies aboot the mitak wie the haggi - an easy mistak ken.
Fit aboot pork?

mid - I'd luv ta see ya fitrets.

so when is the game on the noo?

BS

[Busty Springfield]

and another thing - would never manage futrets withoot tha' trews now ken

[Big Davie]

Busty Springfield, on 23 February 2010 - 02:39 PM, said:

and another thing - would never manage futrets withoot tha' trews now ken

Weel the grun is softenin by the hoor doon here, as lang as it disnae turn ta dubs the game will be oan on Saturday.
An Busty we alll ken aboot yer minge. Its written on every lavvy wall within a fifty mile radious of yer hoose.
The last I saw it was in yon "Slippery Troot" in Auchinpooling in April o last year.
Mind you it wis written in bright rid crayon so it micht hae worn aff by noo. It said in big letters " WAh ken big Busty , she his nae minge an her flaps r gettin rusty". Well ah dinnae mind tellin ye, I wis black affronted, rusty indeed!! we ah ken ye keep yersell weel iyled.
Of course they could a hae mistaken ye fir Frank Minge the auld Dynamo Dresden striker, as he hid a puss like a haddy as weel.
Movin' oan, I thoucht ye wid have kent a 58 Fergie has a different size crank fi ah the rist min.
If ye want I can go missure the  end ov it fir ye. That way we cin maybe swap at the game. As lang as yiv goat oan yer fitrin troosers.

Davie

[NALA]

Big Davie, on 23 February 2010 - 03:07 PM, said:

Weel the grun is softenin by the hoor doon here, as lang as it disnae turn ta dubs the game will be oan on Saturday.
An Busty we alll ken aboot yer minge. Its written on every lavvy wall within a fifty mile radious of yer hoose.
The last I saw it was in yon "Slippery Troot" in Auchinpooling in April o last year.
Mind you it wis written in bright rid crayon so it micht hae worn aff by noo. It said in big letters " WAh ken big Busty , she his nae minge an her flaps r gettin rusty". Well ah dinnae mind tellin ye, I wis black affronted, rusty indeed!! we ah ken ye keep yersell weel iyled.
Of course they could a hae mistaken ye fir Frank Minge the auld Dynamo Dresden striker, as he hid a puss like a haddy as weel.
Movin' oan, I thoucht ye wid have kent a 58 Fergie has a different size crank fi ah the rist min.
If ye want I can go missure the  end ov it fir ye. That way we cin maybe swap at the game. As lang as yiv goat oan yer fitrin troosers.

Davie

Fit a hoor o a hike min, just bin o'er tae dods and its nae a 58 fergie he's got but a hunnle for a lavvy brush he ca's fergie - fit a gipe at loon is. Huv tae say i div like a quines divit like a haddy as it gies ye sumwhur tae keep yer chips warim fan yer ploughin
the rabs are dein aricht aefter a shaky start tae the season min and aye hope they skeelp the airses o those largs cheels. ken.

[Big Davie]

Snaw , snaw , and mair snaw I guess the game a bogie?
Well on come ma longjohns an humml doddies, I micht even
put on anither simmit as this yin is gettin' affy crinkly
aroon ma oxters ken?
An heres me fair wabbit aifter houkin aw that snaw awa fae
my 58 , Sandy the gypit collie has gone and dissapeared in a drift
guess it must been the smell of loupers or maybe he is just gypit?
Am weel mair deisel on the fire, it helps the peat burn ye ken.
Ahl jist snuggle doon wi Jessie ma pet lamb and see whit come up.

BD

[Eckit]

Fits a this ah hear about you cheils gayin ma misses a slaggin?
Nae pair o her annatomy looks onythin like a haddie, mair rock turbot.
Get yir deeescriptions sorted oot min'
A mist admit she is an affy yin fir the coupin though, wears me oot faster than
watchin the Dandy Dons. So if onl young cheel want ta pop roon whin I'm in the byre
I and the misses would be unca grateful.


Eps hiv ye still goat twa fitrits fir sale?

[NALA]

Eckit, on 24 February 2010 - 10:07 AM, said:

Fits a this ah hear about you cheils gayin ma misses a slaggin?
Nae pair o her annatomy looks onythin like a haddie, mair rock turbot.
Get yir deeescriptions sorted oot min'
A mist admit she is an affy yin fir the coupin though, wears me oot faster than
watchin the Dandy Dons. So if onl young cheel want ta pop roon whin I'm in the byre
I and the misses would be unca grateful.


Eps hiv ye still goat twa fitrits fir sale?

Eck,
weel it smells like a haddie, aye and one that hisnae been washit fur a lang whiley.
fit a hoor o a day oot ere, the sna's just teeming intae ma beets.

[Eckit]

NALA, on 24 February 2010 - 04:50 PM, said:

Eck,
weel it smells like a haddie, aye and one that hisnae been washit fur a lang whiley.
fit a hoor o a day oot ere, the sna's just teeming intae ma beets.

Weel min i telt ye no turn doon yir wellies. It's best they r left up, stoaps the dubs an sharn
gettin in. Weel its chuchin it doon here as weel aboot eicht inches the day. Big drifties in my back yerd and a car skidded intae the frint yin. The young quine was shaken but I just girdled ma hurdies an gae her a pushie.
She was grateful and offert me a bowl of parridge. I ken noo that she wis only after ma widden tackle.
Damn it min she wis braw, I hive polished the roadie ootside in case she hurles past again.
She wisnae a haddie ken?

E

[NALA]

Eckit, on 24 February 2010 - 07:43 PM, said:

Weel min i telt ye no turn doon yir wellies. It's best they r left up, stoaps the dubs an sharn
gettin in. Weel its chuchin it doon here as weel aboot eicht inches the day. Big drifties in my back yerd and a car skidded intae the frint yin. The young quine was shaken but I just girdled ma hurdies an gae her a pushie.
She was grateful and offert me a bowl of parridge. I ken noo that she wis only after ma widden tackle.
Damn it min she wis braw, I hive polished the roadie ootside in case she hurles past again.
She wisnae a haddie ken?

E

fit, ye mean ane o those cheery facit quines shining like a braw steamin bowl o brose. i bet ye wid cream her brose like......aye aye aye, was her minge like a puckly o tattie dreels, oh fit fine. aye min the glens are foo o sna noo.

[Big Davie]

Jings , crivens, help ma boab I've just been up ta stoory burn wi Daphne Broon, now theres a weel coupet quine an her puss isnae haddy like. Mair like a coos erse.
But braw news, hunnle boucht an installed, a fair twirlie and weel balanced.
Fitrits still fir sale, but only tilt the brave. A'hn nae swick ye ken?

BD