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#1 Ntate Moloi

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 12:20 PM

Girl asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole near her ass, surgeon
was surprised and asked, why? girl: business is good, so i'm opening a
new branch.

A chinese couple had a black baby! the husband didn't believe that it is
his baby. husband asked, "Why baby black?" wife said, "U hot, i hot,
Baby burnt!!!"

Mumwe mufundisi vaiparidza ndokuti, "vatendi misaita kunge vhudzi,
rinoti kana riri mumusoro ronzi vhudzi, kana rava pamaziso ronzi tsiyo,
kana rava pachirebvu ronzi ndebvu, Vanakirwa neshoko vatendi vakabva
vati, "dzikai naro vhudzi mufundisi.................."

An angry mom asks her daughter, "kana uchiti nhumbu iyi wakaiwana
ne-accident, unoreva here kuti wakasangana nem**ro imire ukarovera
neb**he??????????"

Idya sadza muroora, idya sadza ugowana zvekurutsa husiku ndinomuziva
uyu, akatora ruoko rwababa vake. Panokwirwa munhu pano.
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#2 Forum King

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:07 PM

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Mumwe mufundisi vaiparidza ndokuti, "vatendi misaita kunge vhudzi,
rinoti kana riri mumusoro ronzi vhudzi, kana rava pamaziso ronzi tsiyo,
kana rava pachirebvu ronzi ndebvu, Vanakirwa neshoko vatendi vakabva
vati, "dzikai naro vhudzi mufundisi.................."

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An angry mom asks her daughter, "kana uchiti nhumbu iyi wakaiwana
ne-accident, unoreva here kuti wakasangana nem**ro imire ukarovera
neb**he??????????"

:lol: :lol:
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#3 mystify

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:34 AM

 bobbyg, on 20 March 2012 - 12:20 PM, said:

Girl asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole near her ass, surgeon
was surprised and asked, why? girl: business is good, so i'm opening a
new branch.

A chinese couple had a black baby! the husband didn't believe that it is
his baby. husband asked, "Why baby black?" wife said, "U hot, i hot,
Baby burnt!!!"

Mumwe mufundisi vaiparidza ndokuti, "vatendi misaita kunge vhudzi,
rinoti kana riri mumusoro ronzi vhudzi, kana rava pamaziso ronzi tsiyo,
kana rava pachirebvu ronzi ndebvu, Vanakirwa neshoko vatendi vakabva
vati, "dzikai naro vhudzi mufundisi.................."

An angry mom asks her daughter, "kana uchiti nhumbu iyi wakaiwana
ne-accident, unoreva here kuti wakasangana nem**ro imire ukarovera
neb**he??????????"

Idya sadza muroora, idya sadza ugowana zvekurutsa husiku ndinomuziva
uyu, akatora ruoko rwababa vake. Panokwirwa munhu pano.


Aiikwirana naMhai wake?
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COLONIAL SETTLERS WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE!!!!!!!

We must hit imperialists in the groin and skull areas very hard! very very hard!!!!

#4 Afrika 2011

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:06 AM

 bobbyg, on 20 March 2012 - 12:20 PM, said:

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Idya sadza muroora, idya sadza ugowana zvekurutsa husiku ndinomuziva
uyu, akatora ruoko rwababa vake. Panokwirwa munhu pano.

 mystify, on 21 March 2012 - 01:34 AM, said:

Aiikwirana naMhai wake?

Like honestly, how did she know how he was like in bed?





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