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#1 Ponderi

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:55 PM

What does he do? Does he have this supernatural power to forsee events?

Is he right to predict anyone's death?

I don't believe it at all. The fact that he is a Nigerian makes the whole thing a comedy.
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#2 Kaguvi18

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:56 PM

Imhatta wembudzi.

#3 crazyintellect

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:56 PM

small minds breed small minded superstition  :lol:
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:57 PM


WHO IS TB JOSHUA? -   He is da man!


Bob will be dead soon!

Parties will be had, music will be played, food will be consumed and feelings of goodwill will spread over Zimbabwe for the first time in 30 years!

#5 Kaguvi18

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:02 PM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 03 April 2012 - 06:57 PM, said:


WHO IS TB JOSHUA? -   He is da man!


Bob will be dead soon!

Parties will be had, music will be played, food will be consumed and feelings of goodwill will spread over Zimbabwe for the first time in 30 years!
morgen and erizascratch dead good news.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:03 PM

View PostKaguvi18, on 03 April 2012 - 07:02 PM, said:

morgen and erizascratch dead good news.
Tell us Kagoofy, where is your litte knuckle dragger right now?

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 03 April 2012 - 07:03 PM, said:

Tell us Kagoofy, where is your litte knuckle dragger right now?
Relaxing at home with his family where else?

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 09:14 PM

View PostKaguvi18, on 03 April 2012 - 08:02 PM, said:

Relaxing at home with his family where else?

I don't think so .... :o

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 09:58 PM

View PostPonderi, on 03 April 2012 - 06:55 PM, said:

What does he do? Does he have this supernatural power to forsee events?

Is he right to predict anyone's death?

I don't believe it at all. The fact that he is a Nigerian makes the whole thing a comedy.

Tuberculosis Joshua of Lagos thinks he is Jesus of Nazareth.

#10 Squatter

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:04 PM

View PostCde Lonnex, on 03 April 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Tuberculosis Joshua of Lagos thinks he is Jesus of Nazareth.

Naah - he is just some knob head predicting the predictable death of another knob head!

If Mugabe dies now, tommorow, next week, next month - what does it matter? - the kunts going die anyway!   :o

#11 Cde Chaurura

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:17 PM

This is the man:



#12 Squatter

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 11:27 PM

View PostCde chihuahua, on 03 April 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:

This is the man:




Ow chihuahua  ..... Dat's da man! Dats da knob head...!!

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:57 PM

View Postcrazyintellect, on 03 April 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:

small minds breed small minded superstition  :lol:
Makes the ZANU pf cabinet small-minded diesel- from -midzimu believing poopchutes, no?
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#14 Cde Chaurura

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:38 PM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 03 April 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

Naah - he is just some knob head predicting the predictable death of another knob head!

If Mugabe dies now, tommorow, next week, next month - what does it matter? - the kunts going die anyway!   :o

You too are going to die soon Squatter. You probably know it already. It all seems like the last kicks of a dying horse. What did the doctor say on your last visit? So what? At least your Avatar and the mess you pour on the forum will be gone, once and for good, and reasonable discussions may start, even between blacks and whites.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 12:14 AM

View PostCde Chaurura, on 04 April 2012 - 11:38 PM, said:

You too are going to die soon Squatter. You probably know it already. It all seems like the last kicks of a dying horse. What did the doctor say on your last visit? So what? At least your Avatar and the mess you pour on the forum will be gone, once and for good, and reasonable discussions may start, even between blacks and whites.

Why am I going to die chihuahua?

Contrary to your belief, I'm healthy, wealthy, and happy, I snowboard every weekend in winter, sail, golf, fly fish and dive in summer....

My diet is that of a wealthy person, all the food I consume is of the highest quality grade A  lean meat, farm raised fowl and ocean caught fresh fish organic vegetables and fresh fruit.

My doctors have given me clean bill of health and my life insurances run easily into the tens of  millions.

I don't indulge in alcohol or tobacco and love traveling to my estates in Australia, Africa and Europe.

Now tell me again why I'm going to die soon - you stupid fukking arse-hole.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 12:40 AM

between all this you are on newzim or any other zim forum starting threads .

#17 Cde Chaurura

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 12:45 AM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 05 April 2012 - 12:14 AM, said:

Why am I going to die chihuahua?

Contrary to your belief, I'm healthy, wealthy, and happy, I snowboard every weekend in winter, sail, golf, fly fish and dive in summer....

My diet is that of a wealthy person, all the food I consume is of the highest quality grade A  lean meat, farm raised fowl and ocean caught fresh fish organic vegetables and fresh fruit.

My doctors have given me clean bill of health and my life insurances run easily into the tens of  millions.

I don't indulge in alcohol or tobacco and love traveling to my estates in Australia, Africa and Europe.

Now tell me again why I'm going to die soon - you stupid fukking arse-hole.

:D :D :D :D    You have convinced me Squatter. Rhodesians never die.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 12:49 AM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 05 April 2012 - 12:49 AM, said:

Am I  a Rhodesian?

View PostCde Chaurura, on 05 April 2012 - 12:45 AM, said:

:D :D :D :D    You have convinced me Squatter. Rhodesians never die.


Am I  a Rhodesian?

I do love your tree mate - so quaint!  Bha ha ha ha

#19 Cde Chaurura

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 01:01 AM

View Postzanoid_slapper, on 05 April 2012 - 12:49 AM, said:

Am I  a Rhodesian?

I do love your tree mate - so quaint!  Bha ha ha ha

Share your tree with me mate. I will understand it if you dont even know your own father. By the way I have decided not to insult sick people anymore.

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 01:20 AM

View PostCde Chaurura, on 05 April 2012 - 01:01 AM, said:

Share your tree with me mate. I will understand it if you dont even know your own father. By the way I have decided not to insult sick people anymore.

Sorry - did I piss on your parade?

You see little kunt - us Europeans have written records (do you know what that is?) that span a 1000 years of continued, recorded history.

So twat - it is really not that hard to trace my ancestors back hundreds of years...... :o

I don't have to rely on some Mumbo jumbo, oral bullshit - that you have no way of ever verifying!  :( :o



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