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[musingwi]

A Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr. He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes,undergarments & shirt saying "u catch me u f*** me!" & the girl starts running. He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes,thong & a shirt saying "u catch me u f*** me". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough". he said "YES!" Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds
a gay nigerian in just underwear saying "my broda..If I catch u, I will f*** U!

[john kaburi]

unokuvara bhachi

[jhend.hardison]

I have many laughs on this one

[JoYce1]